giantrobotanime:

this little girl at work today got a “how to draw anime and manga” esque book and at one point her mom pointed to one of the magazines on the counter and was like, “look, one direction.” and the little girl let out a frustrated sigh and went, “theyre not manga, i dont CARE.”

kevinless:

i just want to be able to make my ass cheeks move independently of one another

whatafuckinfamilypicture:

legalize bath salts

tlyudacris:

i have several problems wit this cereal
why is it so small
who is this elephant nigga
why is it so small??
who is this elephant nigga??!?

tlyudacris:

i have several problems wit this cereal

  1. why is it so small
  2. who is this elephant nigga
  3. why is it so small??
  4. who is this elephant nigga??!?

annoyingasfuck:

what did i find

tupacabra:

my life in a piece of art

tupacabra:

my life in a piece of art

clairesawyer:

Mom I need 50$ for a theme on tumblr

me: closes wrong tab
me: PTERODACTYL NOISE

hanging-teeth:

who knows, maybe face tastes delicious and we’re all missing out

ointments:

ointments:

my butt ran away

WHEN DID I EVER MAKE THIS POST

pickledsemenjuice:

i can’t help it i’m getting irrationally angry thinking about those trix kids just give the rabbit his stupid fucking trix

buttgenie:

HEY ESSE 

I BROKE INTO YOUR CAR